| what is your full name? Danielle N. Gunraj nickname? BiGSeXXXY, Baby Doll, Munequia, etc... WHAT COLOR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING? navy blue WHAT ARE U LISTENING TO? LaDonnas voice; Newel, shes gonna stalk you WHAT ARE THE LAST 4 DIGITS OF YOUR PHONE No.? 0797 WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?rice n dal puri IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? clear HOW IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW? yellow LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?im talkin 2 donna now, but b4 her, jarrel THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX? eyes DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS?no, i love da person, noim lying newel i really dont. HOW ARE U TODAY? i didnt go 2 church, n i havnt showered or burshed my teeth, but im doin okay FAVORITE DRINKS (Three)? water, snapple, grape juice FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK? strawberry daquari, but only if im w/ my boys julius or andre FAVORITE SPORTS?da 1s w/ men in short and/or tite pants-thanks donna...n jarrel HAIR COLOR? auburn EYE COLOR? dark brown w/ a ring of blue DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? No SIBLINGS AND THEIR AGES? sis-22; bro-18
FAVORITE MONTHS august, june, july FAVORITE FOOD? hamburger helper, or if ur ghetto, panburger partner (jarrels answer shud b danielle) LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?completely-bubble boy FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? weneva summa break starts FAVORITE RELAXATION SPOT? in my babys arm ARE U TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT? hell no-i go 4 wat i want CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? chocolate DO YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO WRITE BACK? shure WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? donna WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? rel WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING? bible-mark FAVORITE BOARD GAME? monopoly WHAT DID U DO LAST NIGHT? chill w/ rel CAN YOU TOUCH YOUR NOSE WITH YOU TONGUE?yea HOW MANY KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING?1 CAN YOU JUGGLE? yup, specialy w/ balls-no dirtiness intended FAVORITE DAY(S)OF THE WEEK? friday RED OR WHITE WINE? wite WHAT DID U DO FOR YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY? chil w/ rel n mike
Have you Love someone so much it made you cry? stupid boy...yea DO YOU CARRY A DONOR CARD? no but i wil-ima donate my body 2 science n da betterment of mankind
Which store would you choose to Max out your credit card? supermarket LIFETIME GOALS? further Gods kingdom,live, make lots of cash, own a private island of da coast of madagascar n live in a glass house on top of a hill. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP? sleepin ______________________________________________________________
TWO TOUGH QUESTIONS
> > >Question 1: > > >If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?
> > >Read Question 2 before looking at the response for Question 1. > > >Question 2: > > >It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. > > >Here are the facts about the three candidates. > > >Candidate A > > >Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. > > >He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
> > >Candidate B > > >He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in > >college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
> > >Candidate C > > >He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.
> > >Which of these candidates would be your choice?
> > >Decide first... no peeking, then scroll down for the response.
Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt. Candidate B is Winston Churchill. Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.
> > >And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question: > > >If you said YES > > >you just killed Beethoven. > > >Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone > > >Never be afraid to try something new. > > >Remember: Amateurs...built the ark. > > >Professionals...built the Titanic > > > > > >And Finally, can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:
* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse *7 have been arrested for fraud * 19have been accused of writing bad checks * 117have directly or indirectly bankruptedat least 2 businesses * 3have done time for assault *71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit *14 have been arrested on drug-related charges *8 have been arrested for shoplifting * 21are currently defendants in lawsuits * 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year... Can you guess which organization this is?
Give up yet? > > >It's the 535 members of theUnited StatesCongress.
> > >The same group of idiots that > > >crank out hundreds of new laws each year > > >designed to keep the rest of us in line.
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